Wednesday, July 23, 2008

It's a Miracle!

Brothers and Sisters in Communion,

First, let me apologize for the long silence between postings. Much time has been spent in the renewal and growth of the Church's recently acquired physical edifices, which has unfortunately kept me away from the celebration of online Communion. These efforts have been paying off however, as you will see in the following paragraphs.

First, please join me in welcoming the Washington DC Diocese to our fold, led by Bishop HoJo. Join them in celebration of Communion the next time you visit the nation's capitol.

Since the last posting, we have also been privileged to invest His Eminence Cardinal Rob, Prefect of the Congregation for Atlanta. It has been prophesized that Cardinal Rob will lead the continuing expansion of our Church into more distant venues in the course of his travels.

And finally, it is with great veneration and beatification that I announce the canonization of our first Communionist Saint, Saint Weave the Potentate. At this previous weekend's Communion celebration at the Alabama Diocese of our Church, Brother Weave miraculously transformed an ordinary two-day Communion into a three-day Communion. This was only the latest of a number of miracles attributed to Brother Weave, leading the Church to recognize his innate Spirit of Communionism and worthiness for formal and immediate recognition as a Communionist Saint.

Moving forward, we are looking forward to the upcoming Church Leadership conference. Please let me know if you plan to attend and when you will be arriving. Also, with the arrival of summer temperatures, the Church has again relaxed it's rules regarding ice in Communion Wine.

May the Blessings of the Holy Spirits be Upon You, Now and Forevermore,
Rev. Brad